"can i come in?"
"i don’t know, can you?”
cursing quietly, the vampire backed away, foiled yet again by the english teacher’s pedantry
I'm Courtney, my blogs mostly Doctor Who, Marvel, Attack on Titan, pictures of dogs and cats, and text posts
used to be timelord-ina-tree
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Jennifer Lawrence = the biggest fangirl
my life is one part “wait” and another part “what”
My anaconda will consider it
My anaconda has, upon review of the information presented with it’s partners, decided that it, in fact, does not. My anaconda apologizes for any inconvenience this may cause and thanks you for your time.
sorry boys, but I already got my eyes on a guy who’s not interested
My education in a nutshell
Heavy lifting doesn’t unnerve Kulsoom Abdullah, who has helped to throw open the doors for Muslim women in the international weightlifting arena.
FUCK YEAH!!! I’m imagining her as a superhero who picks up Islamophobes and tosses them into the ocean
I just moved to Canada recently and Canadians have their milk in a bag.
It’s actually so much better than cartons because it makes less waste and doesn’t take up a lot of space in your fridge!
I FUCKING HATE MILK IN A BAG
WHO THE FUCK THOUGHT OF THIS IDEA
how did you fuck up bagged milk so badly……
butbutbut why is your milk brown
ItS ChOCOLATE MILK
I think this bird got confused when someone told him he belonged in the sky.
He decided to be the sky instead.
bruhhhh who else had neopets? i wonder what ever happened to my niggas they prolly all starving and dead outchea lol
*tries to create new url*
“that user name is taken”
*smacks url into browser*
LETS GO SEE WHO DIS BITCH IS
Diphylleia grayi also known as the skeleton flower. The petals turn transparent with the rain.
Not taking any chances
I scrolled past this and the guilt was too much
a person complaining about puns basically invites every pun enthusiast in the vicinity to come snapping rhythmically from the shadows